Yesterday, I was coming home around 3am from a night of debauchery, drugs and mayhem.. ok, none of that happened but I did just draw some scenario related to that in my head 
Seriously, while coming home.. I noticed the bad-ass neighborhood dog outside and of course he started barking at me. I’m intoxicated and don’t care for the dog anyways, so it’s a great mix!
I want to see how bad is this dogs bark, what can it really do!
The dog charges me, canines showing. I charge at the dog, and in those few seconds that bitch-dog put it’s tale behind it’s legs and yelped off in fear. I think it realized it got punked, because it quickly bounced back and came back barking, but didn’t continue charging at me.
It was hilarious! The dog got punked!
Hahahahhahaaa.. now what if that dog was really intent on getting me? hmmm… I guess we would have wreslted some!
Peace